Pirates! and merchandise!

So, I love pirates. But not, like, the real kind that scuttle your ship, rape the women and children, and plunder your booty(if you know what i mean). I like the concept of the rum-swilling, swash-buckling, tap-dancing, shark-battling pirate. The kind that sings and dances and hasn't done his pirate-liguistic research so all he can do is say AARRR!!! a lot. Now, if you've ever been to my house, you can't help but notice the pirate themed bathroom that is, to say the least, pretty awesome. I've made a lot of modifications to the original bathroom as well as custom made pirate paraphanalia to decorate. And as inspired by other artists I have met and my dear dear friend Andy, I have decided to start selling these custom made pirate wares. I usually make written stuff, or tattoo maps made on fake skin, but if anyone has anything they would like, let me know, i will tell you how long it will take and how much it will cost and hopefully we can work something out. i probably can't sculpt anything or make ships in bottles or build you a model pirate ship or anything, so don't ask for something complicated. Maybe this is a bad idea, but i think that someone needs to provide this service. right? RIGHT?!