UPDATED: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

25

I normally don't post stuff like this, but I was laughing through this entire quiz. Plus, the design of it all is pretty spiffy and it's short. Go take the quiz.

I've always loved when ideas that have no scientific value are approached in with a scientific eye. The rules they give in determining the "constant" of the five year olds and they playing field is hilarious.

This is actually the premise for the book "Freakonomics;" using statistical analysis in ways that it's never been used, for jobs, items, or ideas that don't warrant it, but in applying these two uncomplimentary forces we seem to be finding out that they DO work well with each other. There's a whole section of the book that deals with what real estate agents have to do with the KKK. It's a very interesting read.

Althought I have to wonder- what has happened to me at that "25 five-year-olds" mark? Have I been knocked unconscious? killed? was I too exhausted to continue? Did I suddenly have a change of heart in beating up these kids? Or was it just such a steady stream of kids that they eventually buried me alive.

I wonder.

EDIT: WHAT THE HELL! I am so sorry. I had no idea you were going to get spammed. I took the quiz twice (the second time to see how many 5 year olds a 7 foot body builder with years of martial arts experience could take) and never got spammed. Ugh. I'm a dick.

Try this link

That's the original link that I followed to take the quiz. If you get singles-spammed at the end of that, they must have changed all their bullshit to spam people, in which case, you are all five year olds and I WIN!