Pearled Unicorn: If teenage boys ever yell at girls for playing with horses, I give you exhibit 'A' and-
Mesa Pegasus: …exhibit 'B.'
Merfolk of the Pearl Trident: Oh yeah- exhibit C. I don't remember being a kid and proclaiming to my opponent, "Oh you're fucked now, Barrett. I summon the Merfolk of the Pearl Trident."
Howl From Beyond: Meanwhile in Hell, Big Brother watches as a husky dog shoots green lightning out of it's mouth. Obviously.
Wall of Pine Needles: What is scarier? A wall of pine needles killing you, or finding out that a sabertoothed human was killed by your wall of pine needles?
Captain Needa: whoops. This is from the Star Wars card game.
Heroism: Someone turned in the art for the Heroism card, and their boss saw a crazy Norwegian guy, wearing a winged helemt and carrying a broadsword, running through a fog of demons. And that boss looked at it and said, "Hmmm...we need something more...something that DEFINES heroism...."
Veteran Bodyguard: WHOA! Remember how people were upset that Magic cards were teaching kids witchcraft and shit like that? Right.
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