Ten Things I'm Not Getting My Dad for Father's Day

A book by Chevy Chase
The Best of 'Cirque Du Solieil' DVD boxed set
Absinthe
Cargo pants
Spiderman bed sheets
Tickets to ICP* @ the Wiltern
a Gambling addiction
a glass eye signed by Rob Schneider
monogrammed coffee table
A book by Dr. Bill Cosby





*Insane Clown Posse