What's so important about the area under our tongue that is used to take our temperature? And maybe MORE importantly- when you're a baby, why is the area under your tongue interchangeable with your asshole? And now they test your temperature in the ear?
Why did you have to leave the thermometer in for three minutes? How long did it take to take your butt-temperature? In your ear, it only takes a few seconds. Bang! Boom! Done. 98.6 degrees of normal.
Remember that scene in ET where Elliot pretends to be sick so he can play with his creepy, alien in a bathrobe, so he puts the thermometer on a LIGHT BULB? Have you ever touched a light bulb? Hot shit. For real. Wouldn't that make the thermometer read like, 139 degrees?
Speaking of ET, was ET like the alien version of Rainman? Or can all aliens of his species look at a Speak and Spell and create a hyper-galactic satellite phone? I was more intrigued at how fucking kickass those guys were on their bikes at the end of that movie. But maybe it was just the music.
These are questions I ask myself when I'm burned out on editing stand-up comedians for 10 hours a day. Phew.
Back to the Final Cut Pro grind. See y'all at the Prospector later...
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