During last night's State of the Union address, the customary animatronic congress jammed itself in the "standing ovation" gear resulting in a record-breaking, if slightly awkward 11 minute 36 second standing ovation for the phrase "Malaria thursts thousands of Africans to their knees every year."
Unphased, George Bush remained stoic and smiling throughout the ordeal as Congressional Imagineers worked to restore functionality.
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