Hey Guys-
I just wanted to be cordial and send a parting word before I divorce myself from your disgusting thermo-fracturing relationship that has essentially ruined my week, month, and possibly first fiscal quarter of 2007.
It wasn't until too late that I discovered your torrid, over-heated, affair and I must say, however prejudiced it may sound, I find the intermingling of engine systems to be disgusting and unnatural and dangerous. The two of you should be ashamed of yourselves for keeping this from me. If you had expressed love for each other before, perhaps we could have figured out a way to make it work.
But no- you decided to keep your filthy relentless exploits secret and it destroyed a beautiful relationship that I CHERISHED. I needed you, but you betrayed me and I'm kicking you to the curb. Just remember that this isn't my fucking fault- YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF.
You knew if you carried on that this would happen. I could only drive on into the night, while unbeknownst to me, under my very hood, that I wash so carefully, was this wretched sharing of fluids. I think i'm going to be sick.
Anyhow, like I said before, I just wanted to let the two of you love-birds know that I think you are foul, queer, and worthless pieces of machinery that I thought at one time to be reliable and trustworthy. I'm sure you'll find a happy life together after I sue your rubber-hosed-asses into the Pick-a-Part at the docks.
Sincerely, but not really,
Jeff
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