Seriously- I have three different topics I've already written blogs about but haven't posted yet. So I should be posting one of those right now, except anyone who knows me, knows I have huge L.A. pride- I love this city in all the endless concrete, smoggy, squallor. I was born here, my father was born here, and his father was born here.
Most people know that I loves me some Apprentice.
So, since tonight is the premiere of The Apprentice: Los Angeles, I'm not getting anything of value done because I'm sitting here with my girlfriend practically screaming at the television. That's right, when I watch Mark Burnett produced television, I turn into a fourteen year old girl watching The Real World.
I love knowing exactly where they are in every scene, as well as the details: like how Donald Trump keeps promoting his "Trump National Golf Course." What they don't tell you is that the eighteenth hole of "Trump National Golf Course" FELL INTO THE OCEAN four years ago because it was built on one of the largest landslides in the continental United States.
Anyhow, dear readers, i apologize for this ridiculous departure from my normal pointed intelligentsia and colorful insight. I dare say you can look forward to brilliant columns(yeah, I call this a column now, what are you looking at?) if you like haircuts, Tuesdays With Morrie, and bartenders.
Have a great week!
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