Open Letter to Money

Dear Money,

Hey man! It's been awhile, and we haven't been hanging out recently. I understand that you're a busy type of fellow, and we've spent time apart before, but what's up? Are you mad at me? Are you sad at me?

I remember a time, I guess it was a couple months ago that you and me were TIGHT, bro. In fact, we went and bought my new computer together and that was a big deal for me! Seriously! I'd meet you at the ATM and we'd go hang out at the gas station, get some groceries, maybe stop by Tower Records to get a CD or DVD. I also remember all those times you helped me get stuff from all over the country by using your internet skillz.

But now, I don't know, brah, you haven't been around lately and I'm starting to wonder if you're just hatin'. What's up with all the absenteeism? I'm all about communication and if there is something that I've done wrong, by all means, please tell me so that I can change my ways and we can be friends again.

Is it something I've done? Because to be honest with you, I noticed that when I STOPPED doing things is when you took off. I can understand if you like your friends to be industrious and busy and not some bump on a log; I agree with you!

The only problem is that when I work so much, I don't have time to hang with my friends, so I'd rather have more time for my friends than do stupid things like "be employed." So now here I am, ready to hang and you're no where to be seen! What's up with THAT?! For real.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'd like to make amends and get back together with. Maybe meet up for a cup of coffee? I'm pretty hungry these days, so maybe a sandwich? Do you want to meet me at the laundromat? I have a lot of laundry so I would be there for awhile and I could really use your help. If there's something that we can work out, I'm all ears. When we were rolling, no one could stop us; we were a great team and I would hate to put that all in jeopardy, for something petty like a difference of opinion.

Hit me back. Drop me a line. Maybe I'll see you on the street, but I definitely think we should reconnect and get back together because we could do some damage to that fish and chips place on 2nd St.

See you soon!

I hope.

Most Sincerely,
Jeff Crocker